talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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