On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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