I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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