You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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