Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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