I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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