jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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