yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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