shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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