is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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