I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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