Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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