She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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