you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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