State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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