Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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