Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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