She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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