she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize
