On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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