i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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