To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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