you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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