Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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