Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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