no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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