We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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