i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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