Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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