It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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