I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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