this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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