I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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