HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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