Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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