So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
