I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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