everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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