U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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