I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dick very happy bro
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