How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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