If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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