idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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