I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I party with great urgency now.
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