it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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