they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You coming home soon, man?
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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