if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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