think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We have so much sex to catch up on
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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