Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You need a sexual gate keeper
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
