Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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