East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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