love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
they're like a gay fantastic four
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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