4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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