My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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