Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he fucked my hip out of place.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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