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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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