The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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