your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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