I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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